this is a serious concern

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hamdrax so when do you get a squeaky?
runawayballista my squeaky arrives on monday according to the FedEx tracking number
hamdrax oh that is most excellent
hamdrax make sure you're there to sign for it
runawayballista oh don't worry
hamdrax who knows what it will do if they just leave it at the door
hamdrax anything could happen
runawayballista if they just leave it on the doorstep someone else will take it :|
hamdrax XDDDDD lmfao
runawayballista i mean that has happened before
hamdrax yes!
runawayballista my neighbors stole my boots once
runawayballista WHAT IF THEY STOLE MY SQUEAKY.