i am the cunning linguist

today is a funny day i guess

8:30:14 PM Oliver (runawayballista): why does it smell like butter in here
8:30:27 PM Oliver (runawayballista): am i.. am i covered in butter or something, why does it smell so good
8:30:32 PM Colz (eurousventulus): have you been
8:30:33 PM Colz (eurousventulus): basting
8:30:34 PM Colz (eurousventulus): lately
8:30:39 PM Oliver (runawayballista): not to my knowledge
8:30:44 PM Colz (eurousventulus): possibly a sleep-baster
8:30:54 PM Oliver (runawayballista): anything is possible but i don't have a baster
8:30:55 PM Colz (eurousventulus): which sounds related to nymphomania or something
8:31:02 PM Oliver (runawayballista): i fucked a turkey in my sleep?
8:31:13 PM Colz (eurousventulus): hahahahahah olz you are my favorite

6:54:19 PM Oliver (runawayballista): I AM SO GLAD WE MADE HH THOUGH
6:54:20 PM Oliver (runawayballista): SERIOUSLY
6:54:22 PM Squeaky (ohmnomnom): ME TOO
6:54:25 PM Squeaky (ohmnomnom): EVEN IF IT NEVER WENT ANYWHERE
6:54:30 PM Oliver (runawayballista): IN FANDOM NO
6:54:31 PM Oliver (runawayballista): but
6:54:40 PM Oliver (runawayballista): you are hugely responsible for the first novel i ever wrote and finished 8)
6:54:46 PM Oliver (runawayballista): THE RABBIT EFFECT IS LIKE MY BABY
6:54:48 PM Oliver (runawayballista): AND YOU ARE ITS FATHER
6:54:48 PM Squeaky (ohmnomnom): fffffff
6:54:50 PM Squeaky (ohmnomnom): LMAO
6:54:59 PM Oliver (runawayballista): YOUR IDEA SPERMS
6:55:00 PM Oliver (runawayballista): ARE THE BEST
6:55:09 PM Squeaky (ohmnomnom): ombles you are horrible
6:55:12 PM Squeaky (ohmnomnom): like
6:55:14 PM Squeaky (ohmnomnom): objectively
6:55:16 PM Squeaky (ohmnomnom): and i adore you
6:55:21 PM Oliver (runawayballista): i jsut choked laughing
6:55:27 PM Oliver (runawayballista): but
6:55:29 PM Oliver (runawayballista): it is true
6:55:38 PM Oliver (runawayballista): if you think about it
6:55:43 PM Squeaky (ohmnomnom): XDDDDD
6:55:49 PM Oliver (runawayballista): YOUR IDEA SPERMS AND MY IDEA EGG CAME TOGETHER
6:55:55 PM Oliver (runawayballista): AND THEN DEVELOPED INTO A BABY DURING NANOWRIMO
6:56:03 PM Squeaky (ohmnomnom): dfhgdkjfhgdfg
6:56:05 PM Squeaky (ohmnomnom): /CRIES
6:56:11 PM Oliver (runawayballista): I'M SORRY BUT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

also i know that i have not been keeping up on that 30 days video game meme thing, i have been too busy just barely staying on top of nano to post anything like regularly lmfao. i will resume it when nano is over! speaking of nano it is dragging a bit but i am still enjoying myself 8)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUEAK!!

ILU BRO

I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A FABULOUS DAY!! i wish i were there to give you lots of birthday hugs and things!

NEVER STOP BEING AWESOME OK

ETA: what the shit is this shit, that text is not motherfucking blinking

does lj block blink tags now or something 8| HAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS it was chrome, i fixed it

THIS JUST IN: deltashade AND DICKS

11:13:42 PM Colz (eurousventulus): damn it adrien brody
11:13:50 PM Oliver (runawayballista): RIGHT?
11:17:18 PM Colz (eurousventulus): i'm gonna go listen to some dang Paramore live
11:17:24 PM Oliver (runawayballista): :D
11:17:25 PM Colz (eurousventulus): to get the taste of adrien out of my mouth
11:17:29 PM Oliver (runawayballista): LOL
11:17:43 PM Colz (eurousventulus): ...it's not what it sounds like
11:17:49 PM Oliver (runawayballista): ghasfhghdsfhghfdh
11:17:52 PM Oliver (runawayballista): BRB LOLING FOREVER
11:17:57 PM Oliver (runawayballista): ALSO POSTING THIS TO LJ
11:18:10 PM Colz (eurousventulus): gog damn it B|

IN OTHER NEWS: i predict the entire plot of "splice" based on a trailer and some pictures i found on google

11:16:35 PM Oliver (runawayballista): and i have only seen the trailer
11:17:30 PM Oliver (runawayballista): and looked at some pictures on google images
11:17:35 PM Oliver (runawayballista): i didn't read a full synposis or anything
11:17:37 PM Oliver (runawayballista): BUT I BET YOU
11:17:42 PM Oliver (runawayballista): THIS IS HOW THE PLOT IS GOING TO GO
11:18:12 PM Oliver (runawayballista): scientists MAKE A THING OUT OF SPLICED DNA WITH SOME HUMAN BITS IN IT
11:18:17 PM Oliver (runawayballista): OH MY GOD IT IS HIDEOUS AND SCARY LOOKING
11:18:19 PM Oliver (runawayballista): IT AGES TOO FAST!!!
11:18:22 PM Oliver (runawayballista): IT BREAKS OUT
11:18:32 PM Oliver (runawayballista): IT RESENTS HUMANITY FOR ITS CREATION AND WREAKS HAVOC AND ATTACKS ITS CREATORS
11:18:41 PM Oliver (runawayballista): ADRIEN BRODY REALIZES IT IS A HOT CHICK WITH WEIRD LEGS AND A TAIL
11:18:45 PM Oliver (runawayballista): ADRIEN BRODY HAS SEX WITH IT
11:18:56 PM Oliver (runawayballista): it realizes humans can love it as it is and inexplicably becomes peaceful EVERYONE IS HAPPY THE END
11:19:01 PM Squeaky (sexybiopsy): LOL
11:19:02 PM Squeaky (sexybiopsy): yeah
11:19:03 PM Squeaky (sexybiopsy): probably.
11:19:17 PM Oliver (runawayballista): no seriously i would put money on this
11:19:38 PM Squeaky (sexybiopsy): if you're right i'll draw you a picture of it looking troublingly erotic

11:10:28 PM Oliver (runawayballista): and i think this is some of the best CR jessica has had in a while
11:10:39 PM Oliver (runawayballista): mostly because i've been flaky lately but you know >>
11:10:51 PM Squeaky: /flakes with you
11:10:53 PM Oliver (runawayballista): 8)
11:10:55 PM Oliver (runawayballista): we're the best flakes
11:10:57 PM Oliver (runawayballista): like dandruff flakes
11:11:00 PM Oliver (runawayballista): from the same scalp.

I LOVE YOU ormery

first off WELCOME TO MY LJ ALL OF YOU NEWCOMERS FROM THAT POKÉMON FRIENDING MEME it is very nice to have you all here. unfortunately i do not have an intro post at the moment i should...get on that huh so in the meantime feel free to ask me whatever idk

IN OTHER NEWS i had been toying with the idea of apping shawn from psych at xi_rpg this round but nope

after a silly awesome conversation with ormery we decided the idea of SHIELD agent!Matthew (yes, Matthew, from FE7) was way the heck more awesome

so i am writing an app for him now

his mutant power is SUPERSPEED and his codename is flicker




derp

ormery helped me figure out some of my novel stuff

this is the chat log

it's all complete fucking nonsense :D

( weeeeeeeeeee )

fdajfhsjghadh writing an app for tormod for xi_rpg for when it reopens apps

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SQUEAK

maybe if i sit on it for a bit, i won't want to app him anymore >_____>

i have been rereading all the old-ass horatio's horsies quotes ormery and i made from like holy mother of god TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO and i

cannot

stop

laughing

FUCK I LOVE THESE GUYS

AND ormery

oh my god SO MUCH CAPSLOCKING FSHFSDHGHHH

you can only imagine how hard it was to cut down on the capslock when i had to write them in the rabbit effect, SRS

( quotes under the cut for the public enjoyment. too lazy to remove timestamps DEAL WITH IT also warning for some SRS CAPSLOCK )

hamdrax so when do you get a squeaky?
runawayballista my squeaky arrives on monday according to the FedEx tracking number
hamdrax oh that is most excellent
hamdrax make sure you're there to sign for it
runawayballista oh don't worry
hamdrax who knows what it will do if they just leave it at the door
hamdrax anything could happen
runawayballista if they just leave it on the doorstep someone else will take it :|
hamdrax XDDDDD lmfao
runawayballista i mean that has happened before
hamdrax yes!
runawayballista my neighbors stole my boots once
runawayballista WHAT IF THEY STOLE MY SQUEAKY.

I'm making this entry public so that anyone who wants to direct this at someone not on my flist, they can. c:

Back when I wrote Even, I got a few really positive comments on the fight scene. I remember having some discussions specifically with squeakyorm and realnobiki, who both really loved the fight scene in that. I realized then that I really don't have the opportunity to write straight action scenes that often, and that I really enjoy them -- nothing but pure action and battle. It's really gratifying. And at that point I remember reading a complaint of a member of Naruto fandom -- "The romance and stuff is all nice, but where's the stuff in the spirit of the show? What about mission fics?"

So, I had this idea back then, but I never got around to doing it till now. I'd like to write a series of mission fics -- short fics, probably one- or two-shots -- that are centered pretty much around the mission. So, I'm taking prompts for missions. Anyone who has any suggestion at all is welcome to post it here. (Anonymous prompts are also allowed, since this post is public.) All's I need is a mission setup -- "body retrieval", etc. You can add as many or as few details in it as you want about how the mission goes; I promise I'll try my best to stick to all of them. (For the record, a mission with a medium amount of details is probably best. Too vague or too specific and it might be difficult. But it's up to you guys.) You can request character(s) for the mission too, but I can't promise I can write all of them. The characters I feel most comfortable writing are the adult cast, especially the minor cast -- particularly Izumo, Kotetsu, Genma, Raidou, Hayate, Yuugao, Aoba, et al.

You can request any kind of mission you like with any specifications. The more violent the better. I'll add violence as needed. c: And yes, you can give me more than one prompt per person.

So, please, give me some mission prompts! I'll turn them out as soon as possible. This should help me get my writing in gear, too c: Thanks, everyone♥