this is for my own notes

[runawayballista_archive]

ormery helped me figure out some of my novel stuff

this is the chat log

it's all complete fucking nonsense :D

[12:49] runawayballista: this year's novel is a little bit more serious though
[12:49] runawayballista: but.. not by much because this one has a rogue cyborg and a 10 year old whose bad habit is chewing on his shoelaces

[18:22] runawayballista: -- so
[18:22] runawayballista: i was looking at some old txt file notes i had
[18:22] runawayballista: and at the bottom of my suddenly sutton notes file
[18:22] runawayballista: there is just
[18:22] runawayballista: this
[18:22] runawayballista: * unexplained cow explosions?! HECKA YEAH
[18:22] runawayballista: i still don't know why
[18:22] Squeaky: LMFAO
[18:22] runawayballista: i can't remember
[18:22] Squeaky: I
[18:22] Squeaky: .. yes.
[18:22] Squeaky: I love you
[18:23] runawayballista: DID I TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT???
[18:23] runawayballista: NO SERIOUSLY I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS
[18:23] runawayballista: but i'm going to try and incorporate it into nano 09
[18:23] runawayballista: maybe that's the mafia's secret weapon
[18:23] runawayballista: exploding cows
[18:23] runawayballista: devastating people all over the rimodan countryside
[18:23] Squeaky: lmaaooo
[18:23] runawayballista: i bet its like really upsetitng lon
[18:23] runawayballista: since he grew up in farm country
[18:23] Squeaky: dfkjghdjfg
[18:23] Squeaky: maybe it can be developed from like
[18:23] Squeaky: dog bombs
[18:23] runawayballista: ...dog bombs?
[18:24] runawayballista: that's upsetting squeak :(
[18:24] runawayballista: i think i love dogs too mcuh for that
[18:24] runawayballista: if you explode a cow its funny
[18:24] runawayballista: but if you explode a dog...its just upsetting

[18:28] runawayballista: so
[18:28] runawayballista: regarding the sinister dog
[18:28] runawayballista: i was thinking
[18:28] runawayballista: what if IT'S THE BOSS OF THE PORTUGUESE MAFIA
[18:28] runawayballista: idk if this will work well in story yet
[18:29] runawayballista: but if it's linked to the mafia in any way then it has to be a portuguese water dog
[18:29] Squeaky: .. ffft
[18:29] runawayballista: this is sort of a vague possibility and idk if i will do it
[18:29] runawayballista: in favor of a hilarious portuguesized stereotypical mob boss
[18:30] Squeaky: xDDD
[18:30] runawayballista: i also
[18:30] runawayballista: haven't figured out WHY they would have had kenneth killed
[18:31] runawayballista: i figured he was sort of secretly married to the mob and maybe he wanted out and they were like NOPE, SORRY FUCKER but
[18:31] runawayballista: it would be sort of more interesting if there was MORE TO IT that's sort of thin
[18:31] Squeaky: Hmm, yeah
[18:31] runawayballista: like an interesting reason why he suddenly wanted out
[18:31] runawayballista: i mean, his wife's dead and his kid(s) were grown
[18:31] Squeaky: /nod
[18:31] runawayballista: so he wasn't really in a place where he would be like
[18:31] runawayballista: IM DOING THIS FOR MY FAMILY
[18:32] Squeaky: how did his wife die
[18:32] runawayballista: ...i
[18:32] runawayballista: ....
[18:32] runawayballista: /checks notes
[18:32] Squeaky: Maybe he found out it was them
[18:32] runawayballista: ..excellent question
[18:32] runawayballista: i
[18:32] runawayballista: lmao
[18:32] runawayballista: that would be interesting!!
[18:32] Squeaky: because she was
[18:32] Squeaky: idk
[18:33] Squeaky: leading a double life secretly working for them as a ninja assassin
[18:33] runawayballista: ...lmfao
[18:33] Squeaky: or a GOVERNMENT ninja assassin
[18:33] Squeaky: who was onto them.
[18:33] Squeaky: but kept it a secret from her husband because she knew he was involved
[18:33] runawayballista: fuck yes
[18:33] runawayballista: yesssss
[18:33] runawayballista: but
[18:33] runawayballista: wait
[18:33] runawayballista: it took him like 20 years to find out who killed his wife?

[18:37] runawayballista: ...oh hey i found my notes
[18:37] runawayballista: they say vaughan's mom died of cervical cancer
[18:37] runawayballista: that's easily changed
[18:38] runawayballista: i like this idea WAY BETTER omg.
[18:38] Squeaky: XDDDD
[18:38] runawayballista: her name is silar
[18:38] runawayballista: also maybe ken got an anonymous tip from one of her CO-AGENTS about her death
[18:38] runawayballista: it's likely the guvvament covered her death up
[18:38] runawayballista: as well
[18:38] Squeaky: Yes.
[18:38] Squeaky: :'D
[18:39] runawayballista: this is awesome
[18:39] runawayballista: you rule squeak
[18:39] runawayballista: omg
[18:39] runawayballista: this way, vaughan gets WAY more out of learning all this information and gets the fuck over himself
[18:39] runawayballista: do you think ken knew she was a secret agent?
[18:39] runawayballista: probs not
[18:39] Squeaky: ahahaha
[18:40] Squeaky: Probs not no
[18:40] runawayballista: maybe, when the mafia killde him
[18:40] runawayballista: he'd only just found out they'd killed her
[18:41] runawayballista: and was investigating why
[18:41] runawayballista: and was sort of a little ill to begin with?
[18:41] runawayballista: and the mafia was like, look fucker, you don't wanna go down this road
[18:41] runawayballista: and he was like MY WIFE IS DEEEEEEEAD
[18:41] runawayballista: so they killed him
[18:41] runawayballista: and vaughan and wat dsicover the secret agent part
[18:42] runawayballista: and wat will be like, dude, you had the coolest parents ever ok

[18:42] runawayballista: oH DUDE
[18:42] runawayballista: DUDE
[18:42] runawayballista: REMEMBER THE ROGUE CYBORG???
[18:42] runawayballista: that iw anted to put in
[18:45] Squeaky: ROGUE CYBORG
[18:45] runawayballista: YEAH REMEMBER THAT?
[18:45] runawayballista: which i decided because i was all
[18:45] runawayballista: baaww not writing megrez this year, megrez has CYBORGS :(
[18:46] Squeaky: XDDDDD
[18:46] Squeaky: YES
[18:46] runawayballista: WHAT IF
[18:46] runawayballista: HE WAS SILAR'S PARTNER AS AN AGENT :D
[18:47] Squeaky: FFT :D
[18:47] Squeaky: YES
[18:47] runawayballista: i still don't know why this would entail shootinng lasrs at them
[18:47] runawayballista: maybe it's all a massive misunderstanding
[18:47] Squeaky: make him brainwashed by russians
[18:47] Squeaky: evil russians
[18:47] runawayballista: why russians
[18:47] runawayballista: russians have no interest in rimoda
[18:47] runawayballista: it's a dinky little island country that has no influence anywhere
[18:47] Squeaky: because bucky's a cyborg
[18:47] Squeaky: >>
[18:47] Squeaky: /did not actually mean that
[18:47] runawayballista: lmao
[18:48] runawayballista: but bucky's amurricn
[18:48] runawayballista: the russians stand to GAIN something by having a cyborg in america
[18:48] runawayballista: what exactly would they gain in rimoda
[18:48] Squeaky: looool
[18:48] runawayballista: the worlds fourth best quiches?
[18:49] Squeaky: fjdhgfdg
[18:49] runawayballista: if so
[18:49] runawayballista: then i'm disappointed, russia
[18:49] runawayballista: i thought you had STANDARDS
[18:49] Squeaky: ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE hmm um
[18:49] runawayballista: yes?
[18:49] Squeaky: .. no
[18:49] Squeaky: wait
[18:49] runawayballista: .../blink
[18:49] Squeaky: we're talking about this story why would I be serious
[18:49] runawayballista: ...lmao oh i thought you had like
[18:49] runawayballista: something to say unrelated
[18:49] runawayballista: to the story
[18:49] Squeaky: ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE OLIVER
[18:49] Squeaky: I'VE LOST MY LEG
[18:50] Squeaky: HANG ON A SECOND WHILE I GET A TISSUE
[18:50] runawayballista: no
[18:50] runawayballista: no tissues
[18:50] runawayballista: tissues are for wimps
[18:50] runawayballista: man up squeak
[18:50] runawayballista: drink some water, walk it off