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THIS JUST IN: deltashade AND DICKS

11:13:42 PM Colz (eurousventulus): damn it adrien brody
11:13:50 PM Oliver (runawayballista): RIGHT?
11:17:18 PM Colz (eurousventulus): i'm gonna go listen to some dang Paramore live
11:17:24 PM Oliver (runawayballista): :D
11:17:25 PM Colz (eurousventulus): to get the taste of adrien out of my mouth
11:17:29 PM Oliver (runawayballista): LOL
11:17:43 PM Colz (eurousventulus): ...it's not what it sounds like
11:17:49 PM Oliver (runawayballista): ghasfhghdsfhghfdh
11:17:52 PM Oliver (runawayballista): BRB LOLING FOREVER
11:17:57 PM Oliver (runawayballista): ALSO POSTING THIS TO LJ
11:18:10 PM Colz (eurousventulus): gog damn it B|

IN OTHER NEWS: i predict the entire plot of "splice" based on a trailer and some pictures i found on google

11:16:35 PM Oliver (runawayballista): and i have only seen the trailer
11:17:30 PM Oliver (runawayballista): and looked at some pictures on google images
11:17:35 PM Oliver (runawayballista): i didn't read a full synposis or anything
11:17:37 PM Oliver (runawayballista): BUT I BET YOU
11:17:42 PM Oliver (runawayballista): THIS IS HOW THE PLOT IS GOING TO GO
11:18:12 PM Oliver (runawayballista): scientists MAKE A THING OUT OF SPLICED DNA WITH SOME HUMAN BITS IN IT
11:18:17 PM Oliver (runawayballista): OH MY GOD IT IS HIDEOUS AND SCARY LOOKING
11:18:19 PM Oliver (runawayballista): IT AGES TOO FAST!!!
11:18:22 PM Oliver (runawayballista): IT BREAKS OUT
11:18:32 PM Oliver (runawayballista): IT RESENTS HUMANITY FOR ITS CREATION AND WREAKS HAVOC AND ATTACKS ITS CREATORS
11:18:41 PM Oliver (runawayballista): ADRIEN BRODY REALIZES IT IS A HOT CHICK WITH WEIRD LEGS AND A TAIL
11:18:45 PM Oliver (runawayballista): ADRIEN BRODY HAS SEX WITH IT
11:18:56 PM Oliver (runawayballista): it realizes humans can love it as it is and inexplicably becomes peaceful EVERYONE IS HAPPY THE END
11:19:01 PM Squeaky (sexybiopsy): LOL
11:19:02 PM Squeaky (sexybiopsy): yeah
11:19:03 PM Squeaky (sexybiopsy): probably.
11:19:17 PM Oliver (runawayballista): no seriously i would put money on this
11:19:38 PM Squeaky (sexybiopsy): if you're right i'll draw you a picture of it looking troublingly erotic

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LMFAO

yes but scarier and with more naked chicks