i am the cunning linguist

because last post had very little substance

once again in NUMBERED FORMAT because i can barely organize my own thoughts!! YAY

1. my celiac disease diagnosis was confirmed; my genetic test came back as HIGH RISK, which means, fuck yeah, i have celiac disease. i am probably inappropriately happy about having celiac disease but that's just because it means i don't have crohn's or cyclical vomiting syndrome SERIOUSLY GUYS I MISS BAGELS BUT THIS IS WAY BETTER. /positive outlook GO!!! but since autoimmune disease runs pretty heavily in my mom's family (lolol TWO AUTOIMMUNE DIAGNOSES IN SIX MONTHS o9 I WIN AT LIFE) and i carry a high risk gene, my doc said it's pretty likely that at least one other person in my family has celiac also, so my mom is gonna get tested just in case. she also recommended that my whole family go gluten-free, but lol, i'd like to see that happen. my brothers actually TAUNT ME because i can't have cake (the kind we have in the house anyway) and stuff.

2. I ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE DAYS LEFT IN RI!! i am flying to vegas on MONDAY to see my mom's family then flying back to NM on july 16th. I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS i mean i am going to miss my friends in RI, especially kait and jeff and zac s-sob ;___; but my mom has been driving me so fucking crazy and my brothers (mostly max) have been such unabashed assholes about various things but especially my diet WHO THE FUCK TAUNTS SOMEONE FOR HAVING A DISEASE I DON'T EVEN that i am like OH MAN I CANNOT WAIT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. plus i miss genyloser and michiru42 and nora and EVERYONE so fucking much omg. i'm gonna have a BIG-ASS PARTY IN ROSIE'S BACKYARD probably the weekend after i get back to ~celebrate my being back in NM~ and it's also a big excuse to see EVERYONE IN ONE BIG BATCH. ho ho i am so clever

3. speaking of FRIENDS AND HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM, omg, look what zac and jeff and kait gave me the other night:


left to right: jeff, me, kait, zac

fshadhagdhfohglasdh!!! i NEARLY CRIED WHEN THEY GAVE IT TO ME OMG. it means SO MUCH TO ME. jeff did the art, and kait made the frame, and....zac was....PROJECT MANAGER. i just. omg. ;_______; I LOVE MY FRIENDS, FUCK

hahaha and i like how pickles and waffles are ONE CAT in that picture ffff god those cats are enormous fafsfsdfgghh

aaaa i have so much PACKING TO DO BUT i don't want to ;; soooooob

QUICK UPDATE ON THINGS BECAUSE I AM SORT OF ABSENT FROM THE INTERNET LATELY

i did not win nano, i gave up at around 41k because i stopped enjoying writing it and had way more interesting things i could have been doing

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND his name is james and he is the charmingest

fantastic mr. fox was pretty fucking excellent

i apparently don't fucking know when things are closed on sundays

things things blarrggghhghghhh i am brain dead and wishing james was here to cuddle ngnghh